Title: Pretty Handsy
Pairing: James Sirius/Teddy
Rating: R
Word Count: ~700
Warnings: hand kink, awkward boner, teasing, implied sexual content, references to oral and anal fingering, finger sucking
Summary: James has a thing for Teddy's hands. Teddy isn't helping.
A/N: Just a little birthday thing for shiftylinguini.

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( Pretty Handsy )

Title: Next Stop, Mykonos
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: soft R
Word Count: ~1700
Warnings: Vague reference to sex toys, language
A/N: Muggle AU meet cute, fluff, humour and flirting. This was a gift for starstruck4moony and it marks quite a few firsts for me, not my usual fair but there are 2 more parts coming soon.
Extract:

“Hello?”

“Um, hi. Is that Sirius?”

“Uh, yeah…?” The man on the other end had a distinct Welsh accent. Sirius didn’t know anyone with a Welsh accent.

“I’ve got your suitcase and I’m guessing you have mine.”

“What?” Sirius laid the phone on the bed, hurrying over to fumble with the lock on the case. He could vaguely hear the voice on the other end of the line calling him as he turned the little wheels to 1-2-3-4. It wouldn’t open. He checked the luggage tag. Remus Lupin. Shit.

( Next Stop, Myknonos )

KINKO!

I did it, haha, I wrote 100 words for every square on the board. I will be cross-posting to AO3 next week, and adding the links in here. In the meantime, you can read these twenty-five little smutlets grouped by line over on DD. Feel free to comment here if you prefer =) There's a variety of kinks, including ones I've never written before and probably never will again! Also, I decided to use a different pairing for every prompt, so there should be something for everyone. The underlined 'warning' indicates the prompted kink.


First Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Unexpected [AO3], Pairing: Ron/Draco, Warnings: Infidelity, prostitution, implied kink negotiation.

Title: Encouraging [AO3], Pairing: Charlie/Neville, Warnings: Dirty Talk, first time blow job, praise, implied come facial.

Title: Always [AO3], Pairing: Remus/Severus, Warnings: Dominance and/or submission, secret relationship, suppressed feelings.

Title: Legend [AO3], Pairing: any Weasley of your choice, paired with anyone, Warnings: In/on a magical mode of transportation.

Title: Lies [AO3], Pairing: Fred/George, Warnings: Incest, underage, first time, mutual hand job, angst.


Second Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Shameful [AO3], Pairing: Severus/Sirius, Warnings: thoughts of bestiality, internalised kink-shame.

Title: Reversal [AO3], Pairing: Harry/Ginny, Warnings: Pegging, first time bottoming, magical strap-on.

Title: Hurry [AO3],Pairing: Seamus/Dean, Warnings: Partially clothed sex, rushed sex, dirty talk, mention of exhibitionism/semi-public sex.

Title: Tasty [AO3], Pairing: Harry/Ron, Warnings: Food smut, vaguely suggested rimming.

Title: Ensnared [AO3], Pairing: Lucius/Regulus, Warnings: Bondage, restraint, ball stretcher, suggested fingering, possible dub-con.


Third Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Secret http://archiveofourown.org/works/10797717">AO3], Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Severus, Warnings: Voyeurism/exhibitionism, sex etc.

Title: Tart [AO3], Pairing: Teddy/James, Warnings: Clothing fetish, embarrassment, dub-con cross-dressing.

Title: Gifted [AO3], Pairing: Draco/Harry, Warnings: Pervertible magic.

Title: Clamped [AO3], Pairing: James/Scorpius, Warnings: Nipple play, clamps, masochism.

Title: Pretend [AO3], Pairing: James, background James/Lily, thoughts of possibly one-sided James/Sirius, Warnings: Masturbation, pining, guilt, UST.


Fourth Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Prize [AO3], Pairing: Harry/Teddy, Warnings: Dub-con, angst, guilt, sex.

Title: Authority [AO3], Pairing: Oliver/Percy, Warnings: Caning, begging, inferiority complex, light D/s.

Title: Adorned [AO3], Pairing: Bill/Draco, Warnings: Body mods, stigmatophilia, genital piercings, tattoos, blow job.

Title: Desperate [AO3], Pairing: Hugo/Louis, Warnings: Frottage, cousincest, inexperience, clothed sex.

Title: Forbidden [AO3], Pairing: Charlie/Firenze, Warnings: Non-human/human, suggestion.


Fifth Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Suck [AO3], Pairing: Neville/Draco, Warnings: Oral sex, hung!Draco.

Title: Irresistible [AO3], Pairing: James Sirius/Albus Severus, Warnings: Magic made them do it, incest, sex etc, guilt, denial, angst.

Title: Shameless [AO3], Pairing: Albus/Scorpius, Warnings: Public sex, rimming.

Title: Wax [AO3], Pairing: Ron/Sirius, Warnings: Masochism/sadism, wax play.

Title: Wild [AO3], Pairing: Remus/Charlie, Warnings: Rough sex.

So I'm not managing to follow fests atm, but this one from rarepair_shorts caught my attention (guilty pleasure pairing of mine) and it was only short and OH MY DOG!!!!!

Title: Safe
Author: Anon
Pairing: Sirius Black/Harry Potter
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 1,969
Warnings: angst with a happy/hopeful ending, post-war, Sirius!lives (mostly Deathly Hallows compliant, though), Sirius POV, reference to Canon deaths, reference to ghosts, bed-sharing, reference to sexual relations, cross generation relationship, age disparity.
Summary: He’s not James, Sirius tells himself as Harry gets into bed with him on a cold Monday night. He’s not James, but Sirius is not Padfoot anymore either.

My Notes: This is simply beautiful. It is a story about the journey Sirius has been on and the man he has become, but that description just doesn't do the storytelling here justice. It is poetic. I had flashbacks of reading Oscar Wilde for the first time. It is the most moving and inspiring fanfic I have read in a long time, and I beg you to go find out for yourself. And don't forget to love all over it ♥ ♥

I'll be adding this one to my Big Fat Rec List after reveals, rather than editing twice.

Title: Fever Dream
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Peril, explicit language, suggestion
Word Count: 365
A/N: Prompt for week 2: "Harry’s mind worked feverishly and his dreams, when he finally fell asleep, were broken and disturbed by images of Malfoy..." in exactly 365 words.

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( Fever Dream )

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Yes, you read that correctly. I wrote het. No, it's not dirty. Don't worry, we'll be back to our usual scheduled programming shortly ;)

Title: Comfort
Pairing: Lily Luna/Hugo
Rating: R for swears
Word Count: 880
Warnings: 13 year olds cuddling, thoughts of cousincest, swearing, CC compliant.
Summary: Lily is worried about her family. As always, Hugo is there.
A/N: Set during The Cursed Child, but contains no actual details of anything that happens in the play. This is my first ever het story, written for ely_baby, whom I was lucky enough to meet recently. She was so enchanting, that I've been inspired to write her very unique OTP! I hope I have done Lugo justice, and that you enjoy this little thing ♥ Originally a one-shot, this is now a short series.

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( Comfort )

Title: A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action, Please
Author: llaeyro
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: R (for language)
Word Count: ~850
Summary: Severus is still recovering in hospital from Nagini’s bite. He has an unexpectedly regular visitor...
Warnings: language, suggestion, very little else (sorry!)
Disclaimer: Not my characters, not my world. I earn not a knut from writing these stories, they are just for fun.
A/N: This is a gift for alisanne who, in a pm, correctly identified my hp_goldenage fic before reveals, earning a ficlet from me and requested her boys in a fluffy, sexy, getting-together fic! Basically, they started having a conversation in my head so I began jotting down the dialogue before I lost it, and then I wondered if the entire thing would actually work dialogue only... So that’s what you’ve got! It was an interesting challenge and I hope you like it. Thanks to _melodic_ for casting her reassuring eyes over this and title is stolen from Elvis, because I expect it’s what you’ll all be screaming at me by the end of this LOL ♥

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( A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action, Please )

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Title: Vanity
Pairing: Charlie/Teddy, Charlie/Charlie
Rating: R
Length: 100
Warnings: age difference, masturbation, implied anal sex, self-cest, misuse of metamorphmagus abilities
Prompt: "Teddy can be whoever Charlie wants him to be" by gracerene

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( Vanity )

Title: No Solace In Solitude
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/George
Rating: R (for language)
Word Count: ~6k
Warnings (Highlight to view):*Canon bereavement, depression, anxiety, angst, fluffy ending.*
Summary: George is a hot mess. Harry’s just a mess—which apparently qualifies him to help George sort his life out, according to their family.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author Notes: Hurt/Comfort fic written for hprare_cliche's Valentine Fest 2016. Thank you to _melodic_ for the alpha help and basically slapping me with a wet fish when I started to doubt myself! Thanks go to Nazgirl for the ever-pernickety beta <3

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Title: Sibling Rivalry
Pairing: Charlie/Draco/Bill
Rating: R
Length: ~300
Warnings: language, implied anal sex, implied threesome, mentions of piercings
Prompt: "2 is better than one" by emmatheslayer

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( Sibling Rivalry )