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Drabble: Daily Deviant Birthday Bash - A Muggle Adventure
Title: A Muggle Adventure
Pairing: Sirius/Severus
Rating: R
Prompt: Picture prompt of a condom.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I make nothing.
Warnings: The prompts totally broke my smut, so this silly thing happened instead. Whoops.
A/N: Written for Day 4 of Daily Deviant's Birthday Bash Drabble Challenge.
Also on AO3
They stood in front of the shelf, filled with small, brightly coloured boxes.
“Must we entertain these strange Muggle inventions? Can we not just continue proceedings in the usual manner?” Severus sighed.
“Oh, come on. Where’s your sense of adventure? How about these?”
Severus raised an eyebrow. “You want a cherry flavoured cock up your arse?”
Sirius huffed. “I’m guessing these are for blow jobs.”
“What’s wrong with a cock tasting like a cock?”
“Fine, what about the textured ones?”
“'Ribbed for her pleasure.' Well, that’s awfully sexist and homophobic.”
“Oh, screw the whole thing! Let’s go home and fuck.”
Pairing: Sirius/Severus
Rating: R
Prompt: Picture prompt of a condom.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I make nothing.
Warnings: The prompts totally broke my smut, so this silly thing happened instead. Whoops.
A/N: Written for Day 4 of Daily Deviant's Birthday Bash Drabble Challenge.
Also on AO3
They stood in front of the shelf, filled with small, brightly coloured boxes.
“Must we entertain these strange Muggle inventions? Can we not just continue proceedings in the usual manner?” Severus sighed.
“Oh, come on. Where’s your sense of adventure? How about these?”
Severus raised an eyebrow. “You want a cherry flavoured cock up your arse?”
Sirius huffed. “I’m guessing these are for blow jobs.”
“What’s wrong with a cock tasting like a cock?”
“Fine, what about the textured ones?”
“'Ribbed for her pleasure.' Well, that’s awfully sexist and homophobic.”
“Oh, screw the whole thing! Let’s go home and fuck.”