Title: Pretty Handsy
Pairing: James Sirius/Teddy
Rating: R
Word Count: ~700
Warnings: hand kink, awkward boner, teasing, implied sexual content, references to oral and anal fingering, finger sucking
Summary: James has a thing for Teddy's hands. Teddy isn't helping.
A/N: Just a little birthday thing for shiftylinguini.

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Title: The Very Best of Terms
Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/Tonks, Remus/Tonks, Sirius/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Contents or warnings (highlight to view): *Polyamory, light D/s, voyeurism, power struggle, hand job, come marking, anal sex, rimming, face fucking, fellacio, cunnilingus, queer!Sirius, bi!Remus, queer!Tonks. Mentions of: het sex, misuse of metamorphmagus abilities, Tonks gender!fuck, bonage*
Word count: ~5k
Summary: Remus, Sirius and Tonks reflect on their unique family situation.
Notes: This was written for small_gifts for ruinsplume's wishlist.

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Title: Wax and Wane
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Word Count: ~250
Warnings: angst, sex, biting, possessiveness, wolfy instincts
Summary: Remus struggles with his instincts. Sirius only wishes he would stop holding back.
A/N: This was originally written for shiftylinguini in response to her prompt over at Daily Deviant's birthday bash, but I felt it wasn't smutty enough and didn't really fulfill the prompt as well as it might, so I used this to inspire 'Wait' [IJ/DW/LJ/AO3]. I'm glad I did, because I'm very happy with that fic, but I also like this poem so wanted to put it out there once the birthday bash was over. I'm posting it now because where Miss Guini is, it's already tomorrow, which is her birthday! This isn't your present, my dear, but I'm not sure it will still be your birthday where you are when I'm able to get that one up (damn you rehearsal and work) so here's a little something for you to wake up to =) (Because what great birthday doesn't start with a great dollop of Wolfstar angst? AHAHA ♥).

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Title: An Ode To Potter's Monster Cock
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Choice extracts from The Quibbler.
Warnings: Size kink, hung!Potter, bottom!Draco
A/N: So I wrote a deep-throating poem last year and Miss capitu was particularly enthusiastic about it and, knowing her bulletproof kink, it got the cogs turning. I started something and forgot about it, but when I saw her birthday was approaching, it became this =) Hope you're having a lovely birthday and that you enjoy this silly thing when you get a chance, my dear! ♥

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( An Ode To Potter's Monster Cock )

Title: Technical Difficulties
Pairing/Characters: Teddy/James, Harry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 200
Warnings: Innuendo, implied blowjob, swearing, dialogue-only
Summary: Not only can they not get it up, they can't get it in, either!
A/N: I was struggling what to create for Day 7 of the Snowflake Challenge, then I spotted capitu's request for dialogue-only drabbles and this silly little thing came to me. Enjoy =)

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Title: Driven To Distraction
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Heavily implied switching, dirty talk, semi-public sex, a bit of a hand job
Word Count: 310
A/N: Prompt for week 3: "Harry however had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Malfoy." in between 300 and 310 words.

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Yes, you read that correctly. I wrote het. No, it's not dirty. Don't worry, we'll be back to our usual scheduled programming shortly ;)

Title: Comfort
Pairing: Lily Luna/Hugo
Rating: R for swears
Word Count: 880
Warnings: 13 year olds cuddling, thoughts of cousincest, swearing, CC compliant.
Summary: Lily is worried about her family. As always, Hugo is there.
A/N: Set during The Cursed Child, but contains no actual details of anything that happens in the play. This is my first ever het story, written for ely_baby, whom I was lucky enough to meet recently. She was so enchanting, that I've been inspired to write her very unique OTP! I hope I have done Lugo justice, and that you enjoy this little thing ♥ Originally a one-shot, this is now a short series.

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Title: Too Much Isn’t Nearly Enough
Pairing: Charlie/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 200
Warnings: dildo, orgasm denial, age difference, begging, dirty talk, praise
Prompt: “Wait for it.” and ‘sex toys’ from Day 22 of hp_may_madness.
A/N: Unbeta'ed.

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Title: Filthy
Pairing: Bill/Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 200
Warnings: Blow jobs, age difference, threesome, wanking, face fucking, mentions of snowballing/come swapping
Prompt: “I won’t let go until you do.” and ‘snowballing’ from Day 20 of hp_may_madness.
A/N: Unbeta'ed.

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Title: A Perfect Pair
Pairing: Fred/George/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 200
Warnings: threesome, wanking, incest, implied come facial
Prompt: “Stop it. You know that’s my weak spot.”, ‘company’ and ‘wanking’ from Day 18 of hp_may_madness.
A/N: Unbeta'ed.

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