Poem: An Ode To Potter's Monster Cock for Capitu

[llaeyro]

Title: An Ode To Potter's Monster Cock
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Choice extracts from The Quibbler.
Warnings: Size kink, hung!Potter, bottom!Draco
A/N: So I wrote a deep-throating poem last year and Miss capitu was particularly enthusiastic about it and, knowing her bulletproof kink, it got the cogs turning. I started something and forgot about it, but when I saw her birthday was approaching, it became this =) Hope you're having a lovely birthday and that you enjoy this silly thing when you get a chance, my dear! ♥

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Spotted in The Quibbler, approaching Valentine’s Day.

An Ode to Potter’s Monster Cock

Oh shaft, so firm, with skin yet silky soft,
  So oft I’ve dreamt about you in the night.
The touch of your large bulge against my thigh
  Ne’er fails to set my passion burning bright.
I love to see the tip, so rosy red,
  Peek out from foreskin. I drop to the floor
    To watch anticipation build until
  Excitement gathers wetly at the head.
I lick it off, and you beg me for more.
I can’t resist, I’m such an eager whore;
      I’ll suck, and lick, ’til you’re about to spill.

Oh, how I love you, cock. So long and wide
  That I need both my hands to guide you in.
Enjoy the taste, the weight, upon my tongue
  Whilst playing with the plug I’ve kept within.
I get on knees, with arse up in the air,
  I reach behind to spread myself for you
    And pull the plug. I’m ready for you, love.
You always press inside with so much care,
  Yet still I feel o’erwhelmed, consumed by greed.
I feel so full, so stretch’d, yet still I need.
      I’m driven wild by pants and moans above.

No cock compares, I swear. I’ve tried a few.
No other fills me so completely or
  Can make my bones just melt into my flesh.
He satisfies me to my very core.
  And now, dear reader, do you crave a taste?
  You want to wrap your hands around it, right?
To see if you could take him, given time,
  Whilst hands against the headboard firmly braced.
’Though you may look, and want and dream and stare,
  Well it’s too bad for you that I don’t share.
      ’Til Potter’s had enough, his cock is mine.

                                            - Size Queen

                              ~*~*~*~

Seen in The Quibbler, the following day.

A Limerick to the Size Queen

There once was a man who I dated,
Who knew that attention I hated,
Yet he wrote me this thing
Now his neck I will wring.
Can his cock-lust never be sated?

                            - Potter’s Monster Cock

                              ~*~*~*~

Overlooked by many, in The Quibbler, on Valentine's Day.

A Note to PMC

You'd better hope not.

                          - Your Cockslut

Comments

[lokifan]

This is DELIGHTFUL. The limerick is probably my favourite bit :D

[llaeyro]

Thank you! It just seemed obvious somehow that Harry would opt for a limerick LOL