Title: Pretty Handsy
Pairing: James Sirius/Teddy
Rating: R
Word Count: ~700
Warnings: hand kink, awkward boner, teasing, implied sexual content, references to oral and anal fingering, finger sucking
Summary: James has a thing for Teddy's hands. Teddy isn't helping.
A/N: Just a little birthday thing for shiftylinguini.

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( Pretty Handsy )

Title: Getting To Know You
Pairing: Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count:~3k
Warnings: godfather/godson, age difference, slightly dub-con, disguised identities, heavily implied switching, anal sex, rather stalkerish behaviour.
Summary: Teddy knows that he and Harry are meant to be, he just needs to help Harry realise it.
A/N: Present for shiftylinguini ! HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY, NOODLE! =D

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( Getting To Know You )

KINKO!

I did it, haha, I wrote 100 words for every square on the board. I will be cross-posting to AO3 next week, and adding the links in here. In the meantime, you can read these twenty-five little smutlets grouped by line over on DD. Feel free to comment here if you prefer =) There's a variety of kinks, including ones I've never written before and probably never will again! Also, I decided to use a different pairing for every prompt, so there should be something for everyone. The underlined 'warning' indicates the prompted kink.


First Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Unexpected [AO3], Pairing: Ron/Draco, Warnings: Infidelity, prostitution, implied kink negotiation.

Title: Encouraging [AO3], Pairing: Charlie/Neville, Warnings: Dirty Talk, first time blow job, praise, implied come facial.

Title: Always [AO3], Pairing: Remus/Severus, Warnings: Dominance and/or submission, secret relationship, suppressed feelings.

Title: Legend [AO3], Pairing: any Weasley of your choice, paired with anyone, Warnings: In/on a magical mode of transportation.

Title: Lies [AO3], Pairing: Fred/George, Warnings: Incest, underage, first time, mutual hand job, angst.


Second Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Shameful [AO3], Pairing: Severus/Sirius, Warnings: thoughts of bestiality, internalised kink-shame.

Title: Reversal [AO3], Pairing: Harry/Ginny, Warnings: Pegging, first time bottoming, magical strap-on.

Title: Hurry [AO3],Pairing: Seamus/Dean, Warnings: Partially clothed sex, rushed sex, dirty talk, mention of exhibitionism/semi-public sex.

Title: Tasty [AO3], Pairing: Harry/Ron, Warnings: Food smut, vaguely suggested rimming.

Title: Ensnared [AO3], Pairing: Lucius/Regulus, Warnings: Bondage, restraint, ball stretcher, suggested fingering, possible dub-con.


Third Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Secret http://archiveofourown.org/works/10797717">AO3], Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Severus, Warnings: Voyeurism/exhibitionism, sex etc.

Title: Tart [AO3], Pairing: Teddy/James, Warnings: Clothing fetish, embarrassment, dub-con cross-dressing.

Title: Gifted [AO3], Pairing: Draco/Harry, Warnings: Pervertible magic.

Title: Clamped [AO3], Pairing: James/Scorpius, Warnings: Nipple play, clamps, masochism.

Title: Pretend [AO3], Pairing: James, background James/Lily, thoughts of possibly one-sided James/Sirius, Warnings: Masturbation, pining, guilt, UST.


Fourth Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Prize [AO3], Pairing: Harry/Teddy, Warnings: Dub-con, angst, guilt, sex.

Title: Authority [AO3], Pairing: Oliver/Percy, Warnings: Caning, begging, inferiority complex, light D/s.

Title: Adorned [AO3], Pairing: Bill/Draco, Warnings: Body mods, stigmatophilia, genital piercings, tattoos, blow job.

Title: Desperate [AO3], Pairing: Hugo/Louis, Warnings: Frottage, cousincest, inexperience, clothed sex.

Title: Forbidden [AO3], Pairing: Charlie/Firenze, Warnings: Non-human/human, suggestion.


Fifth Vertical Line [IJ]

Title: Suck [AO3], Pairing: Neville/Draco, Warnings: Oral sex, hung!Draco.

Title: Irresistible [AO3], Pairing: James Sirius/Albus Severus, Warnings: Magic made them do it, incest, sex etc, guilt, denial, angst.

Title: Shameless [AO3], Pairing: Albus/Scorpius, Warnings: Public sex, rimming.

Title: Wax [AO3], Pairing: Ron/Sirius, Warnings: Masochism/sadism, wax play.

Title: Wild [AO3], Pairing: Remus/Charlie, Warnings: Rough sex.

Title: Sex, Interrupted
Pairing: James Sirius/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1400
Warnings: bad dirty talk, sex, getting caught
N/A: Written for the Anywhere but the Bed 2017 comment fest, for gracerene's prompt "Sneaking off during a family gathering to hook up in their parent's bedroom." Enjoy!

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( Sex, Interrupted )

Title: New Year, New Me
Pairing: Teddy/James Sirius
Rating: R for language
Warnings: genderfluid/genderqueer Teddy, androgynous Teddy, crossdressing James, mentions of well-meaning but misguided parents, first person, lots of (purposeful) pronoun confusion
Word Count: ~3.7k
Summary: When Harry and Ginny send James to Teddy’s flat so that Teddy can talk to him about ‘dressing appropriately’, the evening doesn’t go at all how James had expected.
A/N: This is an interpretation of the incredible shiftylinguini’s absolutely stunning art piece, Hand-me-downs. Although I stuck to the background information given in the summary of the original piece, I beg you to go check out the art first and view it as the artist originally intended. This is only my humble interpretation. I hope you like this, Miss Guini ♥♥

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( New Year, New Me )

Title: No Harm In Dreaming, Right?
Pairing: Harry/Teddy, Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 200
Warnings: Age difference, praise kink and thoughts of: infidelity, anal sex and godfather/godson naughtiness (sort of pseudo-incest?).
Prompt: “It doesn’t matter how slow you go… Just don’t stop.” and ‘dream sex’ from Day 23 of hp_may_madness.
A/N: Unbeta'ed.

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( No Harm In Dreaming, Right? )

Title: Into Oblivion
Author: Llaeyro
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Sirius Black
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~15k
Content/Warning(s): Major character death, assisted suicide, progressive disease, anal sex (prior to symptoms), ER, AU—Sirius and Severus live and Harry names his second child Albus Remus, otherwise EC.
Prompt: They've been together for a very long time, lived a good long life but in their twilight years, one of them falls terminally ill. Towards the end they're in incredible pain and want nothing more than release from what has become a miserable existence for both of them.
A/N: For Americans, motor neurone disease is the British term for ALS (as in Ice Bucket Challenge) also known as Lou Gehrig's disease. Thank you to my beta josephinestone ensuring this story met its potential with ruthless and much appreciated nitpicking!

Read on LJ.

Read on A03.


So, I can finally dance around and say *I wrote this*! This story was an absolute delight to write, despite the emotional rollercoaster (or possibly because of it, apparently I'm a bit of a masochist). It's my longest ever fiction, first death fic, first first-person narrative, first non-linear timeline, first present tense fic (at the time I wrote most of it, although others have posted in the meantime) so it felt like quite a risk, and I was nervous for posting. The reception has been more than I ever could have hoped for. Fandom people, you are amazing! ♥

I owe so much to akatnamedeaster. Firstly, for the amazing prompt that spoke to me on a personal level. Secondly, for sharing her love of this unlikely pairing. She has shown me that not only are there possibilities beyond hate sex for them, but also the importance of real, flawed, sometimes arsehole-ish characters getting a chance at happily ever after.

And, of course, I have to mention my little star who is _melodic_! She has been a fantastic and much-needed sounding board and hand-holder throughout this endeavor. Her pom-pom waving is exemplary and the griping, grumping and groaning she puts up with is truly admirable! Also, she lets me beta gorgeous smut when my brain needs to recover xD

Title: Vanity
Pairing: Charlie/Teddy, Charlie/Charlie
Rating: R
Length: 100
Warnings: age difference, masturbation, implied anal sex, self-cest, misuse of metamorphmagus abilities
Prompt: "Teddy can be whoever Charlie wants him to be" by gracerene

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( Vanity )

In cross-posting my fics now that I have an AO3 account, I've discovered I failed to properly post all of my charlieficathon Birthday Comment Drabbles from December. So, here they are :P

Title: Made To Measure
Pairing: Charlie/Teddy
Rating: R
Length: ~500
Warnings: age difference, size kink, language, frotting
Prompt: "Try that for size" by torino10154

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( Made To Measure )

Title: Raising Teddy
Author/Artist: llaeyro
Fest: rs_small_gifts
Rating: PG-13
Contents or warnings (highlight to view): *Canon bereavement.*
Word count: 3740
Summary: A glimpse into Remus and Sirius's first few Christmases with Teddy.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, I only play with them for the amusement of myself and others. I make not a single knut
Notes: AU – Sirius and Remus live. For non-UK readers, we call a crib a cot. I have never researched so thoroughly for such a short fic! Thanks go to my lovely cheerleader impishinklings and my awesome beta Nazgirl. Merry Christmas dustmouth, I hope you like it! <3


Link to the original post on the fest page, with my lovely comments:
Raising Teddy