“Are you fucking kidding me?!” Sirius yelled, over the cast of Grease cheerfully singing.
‘That’s the way it should beeeeeee, waaaooooo YEAH!’
“Shh!” hushed the angry woman next to him, “You’re ruining the sweet moment!”
“Sweet?! What part of that was sweet? If a girl’s a virgin, they mock her. If a girl’s not a virgin, she’s a slut. Men and women can’t exist independently. They need someone of the other gender. That’s the way it should be!” Sirius imitated. He considered that Muggle beer is probably stronger than butterbeer. He lobbed his bottle onto the stage and stormed out.
Oh my goodness that was hard.. research for a drabble?!
‘That’s the way it should beeeeeee, waaaooooo YEAH!’
“Shh!” hushed the angry woman next to him, “You’re ruining the sweet moment!”
“Sweet?! What part of that was sweet? If a girl’s a virgin, they mock her. If a girl’s not a virgin, she’s a slut. Men and women can’t exist independently. They need someone of the other gender. That’s the way it should be!” Sirius imitated. He considered that Muggle beer is probably stronger than butterbeer. He lobbed his bottle onto the stage and stormed out.